What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:05

No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why would a person always be so tired?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is one thing you've learned from life?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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