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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why would a person always be so tired?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is one thing you've learned from life?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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